What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Ex-NBA coach P.J. Carlesimo crushes Knicks over Tom Thibodeau firing: ‘Their own worst enemy’ - New York Post

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can I get rid of the fake girls on social media that are claiming to be hookups? Is there a way to shuffle through them and the real women that actually want to talk?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.